06 May 2008
Dave's room is truly awsome. A big expensive bed sits in the middle with a hot tub and a Plasma screen HDTV sitting in front of it. Though if you ever get a chance to see it, you'll notice that theres a fancy stone staircase leading up to the SECRET ADMIN 2ND FLOOR OF TRUE AWSOMENESS. There the admins play the latest video games and secretly rule the world. (While feeding peasents to Fluffy the dragon)
05 May 2008
Okay, I'm going to kind of sketch a picture in your mind of how the blog lair for TMLN And TAHD looks like when you enter.
When you first enter the door has a skull for a doorknob, and it's on fire. You have to knock quickly or else you'll die. All this to read a blog, you're a sad soul. Well, you could ring the doorbell. Which is perfectly normal with a pretty little flower design. On the floor you'll see a garden gnome with red eyes the smoke and a welcome mat. An onimous welcome mat.
As soon as you open the door you see a fire pit. You have to jump over the fire pit to get over it. If you don't, you'll die. Or you could just take the elevator. Which is really pretty with a catch elevator jingle.
To the left of the firepit is the place to place your shoes, they will be eaten by a band of bloodcraving peasants who haven't eaten for days. If you loose a foot, one of them may have cut it off with their uncut fingernails.
Down from the place to put your shoes is the bathroom o' DOOM. The B o' D is the most awesome bathroom you'll ever find. The door is solid gold and on fire. The gold doesn't melt, because, you know, we rock like that. Inside that room is a toilet. Not just any toilet. The Toilet o' DOOM! You sit on it and you turn to bone. Nobody uses the B o' D. As it's terribly lethal and deadly. The sink will destroy your hands and the bathtub will destroy you on touch. It's cool to look at though!
To the right of the bathroom o' DOOM is your bedroom. As you already learned, inside you'll find everything you need. A bed and a desk and a computer and a copy of the sims. You'll die of depression quickly as your sim copy is lowest graphics and glitchy as heck.
To the right of your bedroom is the ADMIN KITCHEN. Only admin's are allowed here. If you are not an admin, don't even bother coming in here. All admins have a barcode tattoo that has to be scanned for you to even get INSIDE. If you try to break in, you will be eaten by a dragon, Fluffy the Dragon. Mmm mm good.
To the right of the Admin Kitchen is the admin bedrooms. There are 2. One for me, one for Dave. I have the most awesome room ever. Flames spurt up from the floor and from the ceiling hangs spikes. In the corner is my gorgeous computer. Decked out in awesome decorations.
Dave's room is pretty cool too.. but that's for HIM to tell you.
Nicole Wuz Here
05 May 2008
Hello Peasents. I am the new admin. I hope it will be fun here. (It better because I hold power.) I am as you know, in a bet with Nicole here. And I tricked- er I mean allowed her to make me become an admin. This way there can be double the awsome fun! :D
05 May 2008
Agh! I've lost money to the flesheating peasants because they sued me, so I had to add a new admin and new name. Curse you Dave for being so wealthy! Welcome to the Admin Team.